May 2013
6 posts
angelwithwormstache:
portablemiah:
benskid:
portablemiah:
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
April 2013
17 posts
frickquius:
frickquius:
when i was younger i always used to think
what if everyone who isnt me is just like a game npc
and im the only one who makes choices and thinks and stuff and everyone else is just programmed to be exactly who they are with no ability to change or think otherwise
idk
so it turns out i was an existentialist when i was 5 years old
March 2013
9 posts
me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
me: of a tough week
me: of a bad month
me: of a terrible year
me: of a dreadful existence
February 2013
6 posts
zombifymecaptain:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
luckily he had life alert
January 2013
2 posts
uncured:
childofaphrodite:
soaringpenis:
...
acklebabby:
DOOOYOUHEAR THE PEEEOPLE SING
SINGING A SOOONG OF AANGRY MEN
IT IS THE MUUUSIC OOF A PEEEOPLE WHO
WILLNOT
BE SLAVES
AGAIN!
WHEEN THEBEEATINGOOFYOURHEART
ECHOES THE BEEEA TING OOFTHE DRUMS
THERE IS A LIFE ABOOUT TO STARTWHENTOMOOORROW COOOOOOOMES!!
December 2012
9 posts
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
November 2012
17 posts
